Sweet Freaks: Drinks Edition

Rumor in the bat cave has it that sugar is the vice sending us all straight to Hell. The average vampire bat isn’t too concerned, but the fruit bats, with their love of sugary excess, are having a veritable glucose attack.

Diabetes, heart attack, obesity, the World Health Organization warns that if we hope to avoid the worst, our sugar consumption must be drastically cut, and by cut they mean amputate.

At the thought of it, did your world turn upside down? Did the blood rush to your head? Did you drop like a syrup-gorged bat from the ceiling?

Hello my fellow sweet freak! Don’t mind the fall, the floor here is lined in marshmallows, and chocolate candy, and vanilla pudding, and ice cream sundaes. And while they all taste like cotton candy dipped in donut glaze, not one gram of sugar has been added.